Friday Fuck Factory

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Use the above map to get your dee pulled or sucked on or just ground to powder. If u want to get off, go get it. A dancer will work hard to help you clear your cache.

Also, a guy or girl like u can usually score some pretty gnarly DEE work under the King St overpass. If u are on a roadcrew working on the golden 10/95 superchange, u might know what I’m sayin.

WHAT”S THE DEAL WITH:

• FL?GA game. Will u go? Will ur dad go? Will u watch on TV? Will u work @ a local business which targets the collegebrat marks?

• The Farmtown Killer?

• Old Indie Rock bands making Jacksonville comebacks? FYI, I like these, so don’t get all indignant, pussy.

• Dancer v Prostitute. Both Sex Workers? Where will u draw the line? Who will know? How will they find out? If no one knows, did it really happen?

• Halloween is on Sunday or Saturday? Is Don Redmon an authentic human being or reptilian overlord? If REDMAN were a true overlord, he should be more than 5’4″. He is a cycling enthusiast.

• Frisbee dogs will be the fixed-gear bike of 2011

• Duval Ditty remix?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? don’t know don’t care

Suc It,
Spezz

Spezz Meckman