JSO Busts Countywide Hair Smuggling Ring

Police estimate the street value of the seized hair well exceeds $2.5M.

Hawt or Nawt dawt cawm

Friday Fuck Factory

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Use the above map to get your dee pulled or sucked on or just ground to powder. If u want to get off, go get it. A dancer will work hard to help you clear your cache.

Also, a guy or girl like u can usually score some pretty gnarly DEE work under the King St overpass. If u are on a roadcrew working on the golden 10/95 superchange, u might know what I’m sayin.

WHAT”S THE DEAL WITH:

• FL?GA game. Will u go? Will ur dad go? Will u watch on TV? Will u work @ a local business which targets the collegebrat marks?

• The Farmtown Killer?

• Old Indie Rock bands making Jacksonville comebacks? FYI, I like these, so don’t get all indignant, pussy.

• Dancer v Prostitute. Both Sex Workers? Where will u draw the line? Who will know? How will they find out? If no one knows, did it really happen?

• Halloween is on Sunday or Saturday? Is Don Redmon an authentic human being or reptilian overlord? If REDMAN were a true overlord, he should be more than 5’4″. He is a cycling enthusiast.

• Frisbee dogs will be the fixed-gear bike of 2011

• Duval Ditty remix?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? don’t know don’t care

Suc It,
Spezz

Spezz Meckman

DUVAL DUDE THATS NOW PRETTY FAMOUS… thats still pretty whack

I remember this dude as a dude that wore puffy jackets and tims and defined his personallity personally by his like of a group called wu tang. high schools tuff i bet alot of you did the same thing! ha I wore polo shirts and i remember one time my bro’s whack g.f. wore a shirt that said dont talk about built to spills new album or some shit like that cuz she thought it was cool exclusive.

I thought he moved to LA to be come a star but apperantly he moved to Omish town PA Cuz thats not cool LA gear. wheres tha pastelle hoodie…

SO the song is really hard to take even with the video to distract. If i was a video making dude I would have shot all slowed down running horses on a beach and in tha woods and cut dingis and dinga out. black bg waist of bg. that one shot when he is fire in the skying is pretty cool though. this whole experience has been a bore to me… enjoy ha

What to Do on Pre-Halloween:

Friday Fun Factory

Check out the new paintings Ryan Strasser is working on.

Hey yall. Do you know who you’d call if you were hurt in an accident and needed to find out what to do that weekend for fun in and around the Jacksonville area?

I wouldn’t call them, or even them.

Hahahaha. For real though, if you miss the old school Triple F, please lobby your local Jaxscene representative for a resumption of Friday’s shit to do thang.

Otherwise, whatever.

BAD NEWS
For the poor, sick, old. We regret to inform you that you won’t be getting a raise next year.

Anywho, what is there to do this weekend? Well, tonight, you can drag your snazzy lil ass downtown (with like 80 bucks in your pocket) to see 1 of 2 hot shit comedians: Jerry Seinfeld + Tosh.o. According to TU’s tight azz coverage, Tosh.0 “went to Astronaught High School.”

Fuckin A bro. I wonder if that’s anything like Stanton?

What else is good?

We got some pretty badass high school football kickin off tonight, as this unlinked stolen blurb from TU sez:

Bolles (6-0, 3-0) at Yulee (4-1, 2-0), 7:30 p.m.: Time for Yulee’s big District 3-2B test. The Hornets were impressive last week, going on the road and knocking off district rival West Nassau 17-6. Bolles is a challenge of a higher level. The Bulldogs have won consecutive state championships and haven’t lost a district title since 1992. The key will be Yulee’s running back Derrick Henry vs. Bolles’ run defense. The Bulldogs are allowing under 70 yards a game on the ground. Henry averages over 250. Last season, Bolles beat the Hornets 68-0, holding Henry to 125 yards. Yulee seems to have closed that wide gap. The question is how much?

First Coast (6-0) at Jackson (4-2), 7 p.m.: This non-district matchup of traditional Gateway Conference powers presents another obstacle for the undefeated Buccaneers. Jackson is an athletic team that has gained some confidence by winning four of its past five games. First Coast should try to exploit Jackson’s run defense. The Tigers surrendered 512 rushing yards in a 56-28 loss to White two weeks ago. The Buccaneers have an enviable duo of running backs, Rashod Byers and Daron White. Jackson’s defense rebounded well last week in shutting out Parker, but First Coast is significantly more explosive than the Braves.

Nease (3-3) at St. Augustine (6-0), 7 p.m.: The top area rivalry of the past decade has lost some luster, but it remains one of the most intense atmospheres. The Yellow Jackets haven’t missed a beat, and they are primed for another run at the 3A state title. Defensively, St. Augustine has been as fierce as any team in the area, allowing 4.5 points a game. Nease enters the game on a two-game skid and has scored eight combined points in its past two games. While the game is out of district play, the teams could meet again in the playoffs.

I’m probably gonna go to First Coast @ Jackson because it’s their homecoming game and they’re having a fishfry beforehand & I really like fresh fried fish + football.

So check this other shit I copied offa TU

Authorities arrest 3 in schoolbook scam

A schoolbook buyback scam that netted $5,831 in cash was stopped this week with the arrest of three employees of the bookstore at Florida State College at Jacksonville’s Kent Campus.

Rashe Lynett Miles, 21; Arkim K. Hampton, 36; and Viviana S. Zayas, 21, were all arrested on charges of employee theft, according to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office. All three worked at the college bookstore at 3939 Roosevelt Blvd.

Police said bookstore officials recently conducted an audit and discovered thousands of dollars in books were apparently missing. That’s when the book buyback scam was uncovered. Police said employees took used books off the store shelf, scanned the label to see what it was worth, then filled out a fake buyback form with fictitious name and Social Security number.

They’re accused of pocketing the cash value of the books that had been “bought back,” splitting the money earned at the end of each day, according to the arrest report.

Ha ha ha ah hhhaaaaaaa. That shit is funny to me. I’ve totally had jobs that were so shitty, I just had to steal shit/$$$. Never went to jail though. Idiots.

FSCJ don’t play.

I did once have a trespass warrant @ Kent Campus.

Do you think that Kent campus and the Kent family who used to own The Saint John’s Movie Theater are connected? Is it true that Kent campus is staffed by Reptillian Hybrids and the brave bookstore clerks were dismissed because they were on the brink of blowing the lid off the conspiracy?

Probably.

What else is going on this weekend? Is the fucking film fest this weekend? I’m totally disconnected, thinking about high school football and fishing. Drop a comment or go to hell.

Is your band playing?

Drop a comment.

Is your art show opening?

Drop a comment.

Did u take a neat picture of your peen with a digi camera?

Drop a comment.

Suck it,

Spezz Meckman

 

Thursday Funk Faktory

Yo stupid! Here’s some crap to do this weekend so you won’t be bored sitting at home talking to your dick and screaming at your cat.

• Der-B-Q
Have you ate it yet? Why not? This secret lil’ nugget of flavor is nestled into the 5-points strip where the newstand used to be. Offering up just ribs n’ pork n’ sides, your shit will be all like “DAMN MOTHERFUCKER THAT’S THE BEST MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT I HAD IN A WHILE.” So get some moist meat in your mouth this weekend and try to move past your depression over the loss of the newstand’s iconic gayrotica section.

Break it Down
• Sauce
Mustard – Excellent, Classic, Tangy
Sweet – Superb, Hints of Maple & Coca Cola
• Ribs
Perfect Smoke, Bark, Moistness, & Tenderness. Perfect Snap-Off
• Pork
Perfect Bark, Moisture, Seasoning. Pulled just right
• Sides
Crisp, Fresh Classic Slaw, Not Too Sweet, Beans – Smokey, Sweet/Hot, Delicious

• Warehouse Show
After the Bomb, Baby!, Civilization, Staring Daggers, the Great Working, & Gallactoid pump up your balls n’ peen to the poppping point Friday night @ Warehouse 8B. Let’s hope the bathroom’s working cuz the fluids might flow fo sho yo.

Know about something else shakin out this weekend? You probably do. I only listed 2 things. Plop it in a comment.

Suc It,
Spezz

Spezz Meckman

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